Eye halve a spelling checker,
\n it came with my pea sea,<\/p>\n
It plainly marks four my review
\n miss steaks eye kin knot sea.<\/p>\n
Eye strike a key and type a word
\n and weight for it two say,<\/p>\n
Weather eye am wrong or rite
\n it shows me strait a weigh!<\/p>\n
As soon as a mist ache is maid,
\n it nose bee fore two long<\/p>\n
And I can put the air or rite,
\n its rare lea ever wrong.<\/p>\n
Eye have run this poem threw it,
\n I am shore your pleased two no,<\/p>\n
Its letter perfect awl the weigh.
\n My checker told me sew.<\/p>\n
\nfrom The Louisville Fax News, via Kyanna Gemscoop 3\/99, via The Roadrunner News 2\/03.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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